N-Zone

The lighthouse is the only light I can see.
As this ship collapses from under me.
I stand level yet the ship leans more and more.
Beguiled am I as people slide past me to shore.

The sky turned gray and I watch my hand.
With a sigh it melted away much like sand.
The sky turned blue and the ship blasted off into space.
Never before had I witnessed such exotic grace!

Welcome, Nicky boy to the N-Zone.
Here you will find things that rattle the bone!
Where things like being fat are beautiful and pretty.
And delicious cake illuminates the colorful city.

Don't worry about your heart my dearest boy!
Because it is in your care like a child's greatest toy!
Jump on the train to the reaches of the cosmos.
Star beneath planet slips in between twilight osmose.

It is here where your wildest dreams never end!
Don't come alone little hero, bring along a friend!
People will think you're on drugs but those are only people.
Jealous of seeing you dancing upon the sugar steeple.

So let your pain wash away with a can of Mountain Dew.
Or enjoy the warmth of a good bowl of chicken stew.
You can come and go as you please, little hero.
So go out there, hit them hard, and divide by zero!